Goat Simulator: PAYDAY - PC (Steam)
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Goat Simulator: PAYDAY - PC (Steam)
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You've crashed into people's windows with a jetpack, you've hit level 101 in the Goat MMO Simulator, you've survived the zombie apocalypse. How do you even top that?Introducing Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, the latest in goat simulation technology. Being a goat has never been this realistic. Beat people up and take their money - use your goat crew to smash & grab, then blast away all...
- Platform
- Steam (PC)
- Developer
- Coffee Stain Studios
- Publisher
- Coffee Stain Publishing
- Release date
- 14 Jan, 2016
- Languages
- Genres
- Casual, Indie, Simulation
- Product type
- Digital key / activates on Steam
Supported languages
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Description
Introducing Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, the latest in goat simulation technology. Being a goat has never been this realistic.
- Beat people up and take their money - use your goat crew to smash & grab, then blast away all your money at Mahatma Gambling, the Indian casino - just like in that Al Cappuccino movie
- PRANKNET - The static contract database lets goats pick and choose from available jobs by connecting with local contacts such as Vlad the Crimean, and you get to run his errands
- Buy things - use your easy-earned cash to buy different things. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
- More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough. You can even wear that mask with the American flag on it, whatever that character is called i don’t know, i just write the damn text
- FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie
- Be a camel, or even a dolphin in a wheelchair, there are no limits here (except the 4 playable goats)
- Unlock new, even dumber stuff. Because this is friggin’ Goat Simulator.
System Requirements
- OS
- Windows XP (SP3), Windows Vista (SP2), Windows 7, Windows 8
- Processor
- 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
- Memory
- 2 GB RAM
- Graphics
- Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
- Storage
- 2 GB available space
- Sound Card
- DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
- OS
- Windows 7 or 8
- Processor
- QuadCore 2.0 GHz +
- Memory
- 4 GB RAM
- Graphics
- DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 512MB VRAM+; NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS or better
- Storage
- 4 GB available space
- Sound Card
- DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
- OS
- Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
- Processor
- 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
- Memory
- 4 GB RAM
- Graphics
- Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
- Storage
- 2 GB available space
- Additional Notes
- We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
- OS
- Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
- Processor
- 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
- Memory
- 4 GB RAM
- Graphics
- Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
- Storage
- 2 GB available space
- Additional Notes
- We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
- OS
- OS X 10.7
- Processor
- 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
- Memory
- 4 GB RAM
- Graphics
- Intel HD Graphics 4000
- Storage
- 2 GB available space
- OS
- OS X 10.8
- Processor
- 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
- Memory
- 4 GB RAM
- Graphics
- Intel HD Graphics 5000
- Storage
- 2 GB available space
- Additional Notes
- 2013 models or better
Best Reviews
👍 Recommended · Steam player · 14 Jun 2026
You just CANNOT go wrong with this expansion. Dude this is the stupidest one, by far. Stupid and goat sim go hand in hand, this one is so over the top. Imo, best dlc from this game, it's the most worth and fun.
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👍 Recommended · Steam player · 19 May 2026
This will always be my favorite DLC, but I have not played PAYDAY 2 (as of this review) because you can drive a car, and you have 4 "goats"
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Recent Reviews
👍 Recommended · Steam player · 14 Jun 2026
You just CANNOT go wrong with this expansion. Dude this is the stupidest one, by far. Stupid and goat sim go hand in hand, this one is so over the top. Imo, best dlc from this game, it's the most worth and fun.
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👍 Recommended · Steam player · 19 May 2026
This will always be my favorite DLC, but I have not played PAYDAY 2 (as of this review) because you can drive a car, and you have 4 "goats"
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