- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows XP
- Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 1 GB available space
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A time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for [just one more murder…] -Ecclesiastes 3:8
Story
Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it's not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your clutches, and you have been tasked with the mission of finding him...
Your journey will take you through a richly detailed landscape built from hundreds of different Renaissance paintings. You will steal a ship, feed a donkey, compete in a talent contest, assist an inept street magician, sing, dance, play the (magic?) flute, poke a man's face, hunt for treasure and have a chat with Our Lord God Almighty... But will you find Heavenly Peter? And if you do, how will you take your revenge!?
Features
Pointing and Clicking – A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded items.
Renaissance Artwork – Paintings by Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo and many more are brought together into one consistent world, in a way that is also as sympathetic as possible to the original works.
Classical Music – a soundtrack selected to fit with the style of the artwork. Music from classical composers such as Vivaldi, Bach and George Frideric Handel will accompany you on your journey.
Standalone Story – The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, but its story can be played independently.
Optional Murder – You will be equipped with a sword. This will become useful in a number of different situations, but you will be strongly discouraged from using it on people. Ignoring this advice – and murdering anyone who stands in your way – will serve as a useful method of skipping any puzzles you don't like. But be warned; your actions might come back to haunt you...
Nonsense – A style of humour reminiscent of the surreal, anarchic comedy of Monty Python. Lofty subject matter is treated with refreshing flippancy. Gags about butts are taken very seriously. But rest assured, while some of the jokes may be ridiculous, the puzzles make perfect sense! (or at least adhere to a consistent internal logic)
Moments of Surprising Profundity – Actually, no... Don't read too much into it.
Special thanks to SUPERHOT PRESENTS, whose support made this project possible.
遊戲特色
- Single-player
- Steam Achievements
- Steam Trading Cards
- Family Sharing
- Mouse Only Option
- Camera Comfort
- Custom Volume Controls
- Playable without Timed Input
系統需求
滑動- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
- Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 1 GB available space
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This game feels like someone turned old paintings into a Monty Python fever dream. The puzzles are weird, the jokes are dumb in the best way, and the whole thing makes art history feel completely unhinged. Would abs...
Super fun and kooky game! humorous and the puzzles are fun to do! :)
A really fun irreverent game. I highly recommend this if you want a silly funny adventure.
Incredible writing and presentation, though a couple of steps were not very clear, but outside of them - extremely good.
Terry Gilliam really outdid himself here.
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A time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for [just one more murder…] -Ecclesiastes 3:8 Story Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it's not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your...
- 平台
- Steam (PC)
- 開發商
- Joe Richardson
- 發行商
- Akupara Games
- 發行日期
- 9 Apr, 2020
- 語言
- 類型
- Adventure, Indie
- 商品類型
- 數位序號/於 Steam 啟動
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描述
A time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for [just one more murder…] -Ecclesiastes 3:8

Story
Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it's not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your clutches, and you have been tasked with the mission of finding him...
Your journey will take you through a richly detailed landscape built from hundreds of different Renaissance paintings. You will steal a ship, feed a donkey, compete in a talent contest, assist an inept street magician, sing, dance, play the (magic?) flute, poke a man's face, hunt for treasure and have a chat with Our Lord God Almighty... But will you find Heavenly Peter? And if you do, how will you take your revenge!?

Features
Pointing and Clicking – A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded items.
Renaissance Artwork – Paintings by Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo and many more are brought together into one consistent world, in a way that is also as sympathetic as possible to the original works.
Classical Music – a soundtrack selected to fit with the style of the artwork. Music from classical composers such as Vivaldi, Bach and George Frideric Handel will accompany you on your journey.
Standalone Story – The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, but its story can be played independently.
Optional Murder – You will be equipped with a sword. This will become useful in a number of different situations, but you will be strongly discouraged from using it on people. Ignoring this advice – and murdering anyone who stands in your way – will serve as a useful method of skipping any puzzles you don't like. But be warned; your actions might come back to haunt you...
Nonsense – A style of humour reminiscent of the surreal, anarchic comedy of Monty Python. Lofty subject matter is treated with refreshing flippancy. Gags about butts are taken very seriously. But rest assured, while some of the jokes may be ridiculous, the puzzles make perfect sense! (or at least adhere to a consistent internal logic)
Moments of Surprising Profundity – Actually, no... Don't read too much into it.

Special thanks to SUPERHOT PRESENTS, whose support made this project possible.
遊戲特色
- Single-player
- Steam Achievements
- Steam Trading Cards
- Family Sharing
- Mouse Only Option
- Camera Comfort
- Custom Volume Controls
- Playable without Timed Input
系統需求
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS
- Windows XP
- Processor
- 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory
- 2 GB RAM
- DirectX
- Version 10
- Storage
- 1 GB available space
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS
- Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
- Processor
- 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory
- 4 GB RAM
- DirectX
- Version 11
- Storage
- 1 GB available space
- OS
- Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
- Processor
- 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory
- 2 GB RAM
- Storage
- 1 GB available space
- OS
- Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
- Processor
- 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory
- 4 GB RAM
- Storage
- 1 GB available space
- OS
- Mac OSX 10.7
- Processor
- 2 GHz CPU
- Memory
- 2 GB RAM
- Storage
- 1 GB available space
- OS
- Mac OS 10.11
- Processor
- 2 GHz CPU
- Memory
- 4 GB RAM
- Storage
- 1 GB available space
精選評論
👍 推薦 · Steam player · 21 Jul 2026
This game feels like someone turned old paintings into a Monty Python fever dream. The puzzles are weird, the jokes are dumb in the best way, and the whole thing makes art history feel completely unhinged. Would absolutely cause problems in a Renaissance painting again.
2 人覺得有幫助
👍 推薦 · Steam player · 5 Jul 2026
A really fun irreverent game. I highly recommend this if you want a silly funny adventure.
1 人覺得有幫助
👍 推薦 · Steam player · 30 Jun 2026
Incredible writing and presentation, though a couple of steps were not very clear, but outside of them - extremely good.
1 人覺得有幫助
最近評論
👍 推薦 · Steam player · 21 Jul 2026
This game feels like someone turned old paintings into a Monty Python fever dream. The puzzles are weird, the jokes are dumb in the best way, and the whole thing makes art history feel completely unhinged. Would absolutely cause problems in a Renaissance painting again.
2 人覺得有幫助
👍 推薦 · Steam player · 16 Jul 2026
Super fun and kooky game! humorous and the puzzles are fun to do! :)
0 人覺得有幫助
👍 推薦 · Steam player · 13 Jul 2026
Terry Gilliam really outdid himself here.
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