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- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows XP
- Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 1 GB available space
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Steam
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A time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for [just one more murder…] -Ecclesiastes 3:8
Story
Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it's not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your clutches, and you have been tasked with the mission of finding him...
Your journey will take you through a richly detailed landscape built from hundreds of different Renaissance paintings. You will steal a ship, feed a donkey, compete in a talent contest, assist an inept street magician, sing, dance, play the (magic?) flute, poke a man's face, hunt for treasure and have a chat with Our Lord God Almighty... But will you find Heavenly Peter? And if you do, how will you take your revenge!?
Features
Pointing and Clicking – A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded items.
Renaissance Artwork – Paintings by Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo and many more are brought together into one consistent world, in a way that is also as sympathetic as possible to the original works.
Classical Music – a soundtrack selected to fit with the style of the artwork. Music from classical composers such as Vivaldi, Bach and George Frideric Handel will accompany you on your journey.
Standalone Story – The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, but its story can be played independently.
Optional Murder – You will be equipped with a sword. This will become useful in a number of different situations, but you will be strongly discouraged from using it on people. Ignoring this advice – and murdering anyone who stands in your way – will serve as a useful method of skipping any puzzles you don't like. But be warned; your actions might come back to haunt you...
Nonsense – A style of humour reminiscent of the surreal, anarchic comedy of Monty Python. Lofty subject matter is treated with refreshing flippancy. Gags about butts are taken very seriously. But rest assured, while some of the jokes may be ridiculous, the puzzles make perfect sense! (or at least adhere to a consistent internal logic)
Moments of Surprising Profundity – Actually, no... Don't read too much into it.
Special thanks to SUPERHOT PRESENTS, whose support made this project possible.
Game features
- Single-player
- Steam Achievements
- Steam Trading Cards
- Family Sharing
- Mouse Only Option
- Camera Comfort
- Custom Volume Controls
- Playable without Timed Input
Configuration requise
Swipe
Recommandée
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
- Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Player reviews
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Recommandé· 21 Jul 2026
This game feels like someone turned old paintings into a Monty Python fever dream. The puzzles are weird, the jokes are dumb in the best way, and the whole thing makes art history feel completely unhinged. Would abs...
Recommandé· 16 Jul 2026
Super fun and kooky game! humorous and the puzzles are fun to do! :)
Recommandé· 5 Jul 2026
A really fun irreverent game. I highly recommend this if you want a silly funny adventure.
Recommandé· 30 Jun 2026
Incredible writing and presentation, though a couple of steps were not very clear, but outside of them - extremely good.
Recommandé· 13 Jul 2026
Terry Gilliam really outdid himself here.
Actualités
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il y a 3 mois
Immortal John Triptych RevealHey sinners and saints, I’m happy to introduce the Immortal John Triptych ! The Immortal John Triptych brings Four Last Things , The Procession to Calvary , and Death of the Reprobate together under one complete package! This isn’t just a merging of the three games, thi
il y a 10 mois
Akupara Games Publishing The Procession to CalvaryHey sinners and saints, I’m the community manager of Akupara Games and I’m the holy messenger boy here to announce that Akupara Games is publishing The Procession to Calvary as well as the rest of Joe Richardson’s collection. -riv otter
il y a un an
Death of the Reprobate is OUT NOW!The third (and FINAL) installment of the Immortal John Triptych, spiritual successor to Four Last Things and The Procession to Calvary, is now available! Go go go! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1739900/Death_of_the_Reprobate/
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A time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for [just one more murder…] -Ecclesiastes 3:8 Story Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it's not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your...
- Plateforme
- Steam (PC)
- Développeur
- Joe Richardson
- Éditeur
- Akupara Games
- Date de sortie
- 9 Apr, 2020
- Langues
- Genres
- Adventure, Indie
- Type de produit
- Clé numérique / s'active sur Steam
Langues prises en charge
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Description
A time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for [just one more murder…] -Ecclesiastes 3:8
Story
Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it's not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your clutches, and you have been tasked with the mission of finding him...
Your journey will take you through a richly detailed landscape built from hundreds of different Renaissance paintings. You will steal a ship, feed a donkey, compete in a talent contest, assist an inept street magician, sing, dance, play the (magic?) flute, poke a man's face, hunt for treasure and have a chat with Our Lord God Almighty... But will you find Heavenly Peter? And if you do, how will you take your revenge!?
Features
Pointing and Clicking – A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded items.
Renaissance Artwork – Paintings by Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo and many more are brought together into one consistent world, in a way that is also as sympathetic as possible to the original works.
Classical Music – a soundtrack selected to fit with the style of the artwork. Music from classical composers such as Vivaldi, Bach and George Frideric Handel will accompany you on your journey.
Standalone Story – The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, but its story can be played independently.
Optional Murder – You will be equipped with a sword. This will become useful in a number of different situations, but you will be strongly discouraged from using it on people. Ignoring this advice – and murdering anyone who stands in your way – will serve as a useful method of skipping any puzzles you don't like. But be warned; your actions might come back to haunt you...
Nonsense – A style of humour reminiscent of the surreal, anarchic comedy of Monty Python. Lofty subject matter is treated with refreshing flippancy. Gags about butts are taken very seriously. But rest assured, while some of the jokes may be ridiculous, the puzzles make perfect sense! (or at least adhere to a consistent internal logic)
Moments of Surprising Profundity – Actually, no... Don't read too much into it.
Special thanks to SUPERHOT PRESENTS, whose support made this project possible.
Game features
- Single-player
- Steam Achievements
- Steam Trading Cards
- Family Sharing
- Mouse Only Option
- Camera Comfort
- Custom Volume Controls
- Playable without Timed Input
Configuration requise
Minimale
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS
- Windows XP
- Processor
- 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory
- 2 GB RAM
- DirectX
- Version 10
- Storage
- 1 GB available space
Recommandée
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS
- Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
- Processor
- 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory
- 4 GB RAM
- DirectX
- Version 11
- Storage
- 1 GB available space
Minimale
- OS
- Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
- Processor
- 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory
- 2 GB RAM
- Storage
- 1 GB available space
Recommandée
- OS
- Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
- Processor
- 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory
- 4 GB RAM
- Storage
- 1 GB available space
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- OS
- Mac OSX 10.7
- Processor
- 2 GHz CPU
- Memory
- 2 GB RAM
- Storage
- 1 GB available space
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- OS
- Mac OS 10.11
- Processor
- 2 GHz CPU
- Memory
- 4 GB RAM
- Storage
- 1 GB available space
Actualités
il y a 3 mois
Immortal John Triptych Reveal
Hey sinners and saints, I’m happy to introduce the Immortal John Triptych ! The Immortal John Triptych brings Four Last Things , The Procession to Calvary , and Death of the Reprobate together under one complete package! This isn’t just a merging of the three games, thi
il y a 10 mois
Akupara Games Publishing The Procession to Calvary
Hey sinners and saints, I’m the community manager of Akupara Games and I’m the holy messenger boy here to announce that Akupara Games is publishing The Procession to Calvary as well as the rest of Joe Richardson’s collection. -riv otter
il y a un an
Death of the Reprobate is OUT NOW!
The third (and FINAL) installment of the Immortal John Triptych, spiritual successor to Four Last Things and The Procession to Calvary, is now available! Go go go! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1739900/Death_of_the_Reprobate/
Meilleures évaluations
👍 Recommandé · Steam player · 21 Jul 2026
This game feels like someone turned old paintings into a Monty Python fever dream. The puzzles are weird, the jokes are dumb in the best way, and the whole thing makes art history feel completely unhinged. Would absolutely cause problems in a Renaissance painting again.
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👍 Recommandé · Steam player · 5 Jul 2026
A really fun irreverent game. I highly recommend this if you want a silly funny adventure.
1 personne a trouvé cela utile
👍 Recommandé · Steam player · 30 Jun 2026
Incredible writing and presentation, though a couple of steps were not very clear, but outside of them - extremely good.
1 personne a trouvé cela utile
Évaluations récentes
👍 Recommandé · Steam player · 21 Jul 2026
This game feels like someone turned old paintings into a Monty Python fever dream. The puzzles are weird, the jokes are dumb in the best way, and the whole thing makes art history feel completely unhinged. Would absolutely cause problems in a Renaissance painting again.
2 personnes ont trouvé cela utile
👍 Recommandé · Steam player · 16 Jul 2026
Super fun and kooky game! humorous and the puzzles are fun to do! :)
0 personne a trouvé cela utile
👍 Recommandé · Steam player · 13 Jul 2026
Terry Gilliam really outdid himself here.
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