{"title":"Franchise: The Immortal John Triptych, Akupara Games","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"death-of-the-reprobate-pc-steam","title":"Death of the Reprobate - PC (Steam)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThus the heavens and the earth were completed in all their vast array. By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e“Did you have a nice week?” asked Mrs God.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e“No.” Replied God. “I have birthed another pitifully substandard world. Destined, no doubt, to spiral over millennia into a violent capitalist nightmare, just like all the rest of them.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e“Never mind,” said Mrs God. “Chicken pie for dinner!”\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eStory\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eImmortal John is dying. As his last surviving heir, you have been summoned to hear his dying wish. Will he ask you to avenge his death!? To murder all those who have wronged him!!? To bring to fruition his life long plan to topple the ruling elite from within, shattering the balance of power, and ultimately saving the world!!!? Or will he simply ask you to stop being such a shit?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnly time will tell. Or me, I can tell you – It's the last one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDeath of the Reprobate is a gentle story about helping people and being a nice lad. Travel around a quiet, rural town - help the locals in their day to day tasks. Wander into the nearby woods - make idle chit-chit with a woman submerged neck-deep in a tiny pond. Climb to an idyllic viewpoint in the mountains, overlooking earth and sea and sky, the natural and the man-made, the eternal mystery held within the infinite depths of the distant horizon - help a man shoot some birds. This is a game full of slow burning simple pleasures...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e ...Until the Devil gets involved.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePointing and Clicking \u003c\/b\u003e– A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded items.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRenaissance Artwork \u003c\/b\u003e– Renaissance, Rococo and even a hint of Romanticism, to be a little more precise. Hundreds of paintings, spanning hundreds of years, are all brought together into one consistent world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eClassical Music\u003c\/b\u003e – Music by Eduardo Antonello. Period appropriate music that adapts as the story progresses, recorded using real medieval\/renaissance instruments.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStandalone Story \u003c\/b\u003e– Death of the Reprobate is set in the same world as Four Last Things and The Procession to Calvary, and features some recurring characters\/themes, but it can be played independently.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHighbrow Buffoonery\u003c\/b\u003e – Lofty subject matter is treated with gleeful flippancy. Gags about butts are taken very seriously. But rest assured, while some of the jokes may be ridiculous, the puzzles make perfect sense! (or at least adhere to a consistent internal logic)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Akupara Games","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ GLOBAL","offer_id":46789429985441,"sku":"1739900-GLOBAL","price":0.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4753\/9873\/files\/capsule_616x353_2x_ad65f121-f1bc-4432-9bb1-a17d106bb5fd.jpg?v=1785437290"},{"product_id":"the-procession-to-calvary-pc-steam","title":"The Procession to Calvary - PC (Steam)","description":"\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cvideo class=\"bb_img\" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1071130\/extras\/579b321380364a8a3c59d95395012e7b.poster.avif?t=1780378303\" width=\"780\" height=\"150\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1071130\/extras\/579b321380364a8a3c59d95395012e7b.webm?t=1780378303\" type=\"video\/webm; codecs=vp9\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1071130\/extras\/579b321380364a8a3c59d95395012e7b.mp4?t=1780378303\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eA time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for [just one more murder…] -Ecclesiastes 3:8\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1071130\/extras\/895728ac629521d6d25cf6becc59c81d.avif?t=1780378303\" width=\"780\" height=\"150\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eStory\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eHuzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it's not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your clutches, and you have been tasked with the mission of finding him... \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eYour journey will take you through a richly detailed landscape built from hundreds of different Renaissance paintings. You will steal a ship, feed a donkey, compete in a talent contest, assist an inept street magician, sing, dance, play the (magic?) flute, poke a man's face, hunt for treasure and have a chat with Our Lord God Almighty... But will you find Heavenly Peter? And if you do, how will you take your revenge!? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1071130\/extras\/6ed9f3f22d31513f046d61984b55c8c7.avif?t=1780378303\" width=\"780\" height=\"150\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul class=\"bb_ul\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePointing and Clicking\u003c\/strong\u003e – A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded items.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRenaissance Artwork\u003c\/strong\u003e – Paintings by Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo and many more are brought together into one consistent world, in a way that is also as sympathetic as possible to the original works.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClassical Music\u003c\/strong\u003e – a soundtrack selected to fit with the style of the artwork. Music from classical composers such as Vivaldi, Bach and George Frideric Handel will accompany you on your journey.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandalone Story\u003c\/strong\u003e – The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, but its story can be played independently.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOptional Murder\u003c\/strong\u003e – You will be equipped with a sword. This will become useful in a number of different situations, but you will be strongly discouraged from using it on people. Ignoring this advice – and murdering anyone who stands in your way – will serve as a useful method of skipping any puzzles you don't like. But be warned; your actions might come back to haunt you...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNonsense\u003c\/strong\u003e – A style of humour reminiscent of the surreal, anarchic comedy of Monty Python. Lofty subject matter is treated with refreshing flippancy. Gags about butts are taken very seriously. But rest assured, while some of the jokes may be ridiculous, the puzzles make perfect sense! (or at least adhere to a consistent internal logic)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMoments of Surprising Profundity\u003c\/strong\u003e – Actually, no... Don't read too much into it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1071130\/extras\/13e2c79775d9efa74e3e81199645b770.avif?t=1780378303\" width=\"780\" height=\"150\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eSpecial thanks to SUPERHOT PRESENTS, whose support made this project possible.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Akupara Games","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ GLOBAL","offer_id":46789430214817,"sku":"1071130-GLOBAL","price":3.69,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4753\/9873\/files\/capsule_616x353_2x_3a81cfde-594d-40df-9ea8-1ac0a129eaf6.jpg?v=1785437286"},{"product_id":"four-last-things-pc-steam","title":"Four Last Things - PC (Steam)","description":"\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cvideo class=\"bb_img\" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/503400\/extras\/3328a80e75d4f3879763824a711fe77d.poster.avif?t=1780378088\" width=\"780\" height=\"150\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/503400\/extras\/3328a80e75d4f3879763824a711fe77d.webm?t=1780378088\" type=\"video\/webm; codecs=vp9\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/503400\/extras\/3328a80e75d4f3879763824a711fe77d.mp4?t=1780378088\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eIn the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. God saw all that he had made, and it was good. Then the Lord God formed man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the gift of life, and the man became living. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e'Ooops,' said God, seeing he had created a fool. But before he was able to remedy his error, man spoke; \u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e'No backsies!' he chirped, and scuttled off into the forest.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/503400\/extras\/6d70d9f6fca7871e6e78696fe053423c.avif?t=1780378088\" width=\"780\" height=\"150\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eStory\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eFour Last Things is a point-and-click adventure game made from Renaissance-era paintings and public domain recordings of classical music. It is about sin, and the Four Last Things – Death, Judgement, Heaven and Hell – and strives to be intelligent and ridiculous in equal measures. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eIt's kind of like if Monkey Island had been made in 16th century Flanders, by a time-travelling Monty Python fanboy...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/503400\/extras\/7096218e702d291f2b6c754e33432453.avif?t=1780378088\" width=\"780\" height=\"150\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul class=\"bb_ul\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePointing and Clicking\u003c\/strong\u003e – A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded items.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRenaissance Artwork\u003c\/strong\u003e – Paintings by Hieronymus Bosch, Pieter Bruegel, Jan van Eych and many many more are brought together into one consistent world, in a way that is also as sympathetic as possible to the original works.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClassical Music\u003c\/strong\u003e – a soundtrack selected to fit with the style of the artwork. Music from classical composers such as Bach, Erik Satie, and Claudio Monteverdi will accompany you on your journey.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSinful Behaviour\u003c\/strong\u003e – Although ungodly, sinning has become the new norm in your life. Travel the streets looking for devilish opportunities in the hopes of confessing each and every sin for salvation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNonsense\u003c\/strong\u003e – A style of humour reminiscent of the surreal, anarchic comedy of Monty Python. Lofty subject matter is treated with refreshing flippancy and gags about butts are taken VERY seriously. But rest assured, while some of the jokes may be ridiculous, the puzzles make perfect sense! 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Don't read too much into it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/503400\/extras\/70693db37fcb38557fd95662b6e1e362.avif?t=1780378088\" width=\"780\" height=\"150\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Akupara Games","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ GLOBAL","offer_id":46789430247585,"sku":"503400-GLOBAL","price":3.25,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4753\/9873\/files\/capsule_616x353_2x_a2aa54ae-d206-4c83-9274-a5864002d739.jpg?v=1785437287"}],"url":"https:\/\/playzoomi.com\/uk\/collections\/franchise-the-immortal-john-triptych-akupara-games.oembed","provider":"PlayZoomi","version":"1.0","type":"link"}