{"product_id":"the-procession-to-calvary-pc-steam","title":"The Procession to Calvary - PC (Steam)","description":"\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cvideo class=\"bb_img\" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1071130\/extras\/579b321380364a8a3c59d95395012e7b.poster.avif?t=1780378303\" width=\"780\" height=\"150\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1071130\/extras\/579b321380364a8a3c59d95395012e7b.webm?t=1780378303\" type=\"video\/webm; codecs=vp9\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1071130\/extras\/579b321380364a8a3c59d95395012e7b.mp4?t=1780378303\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eA time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for [just one more murder…] -Ecclesiastes 3:8\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1071130\/extras\/895728ac629521d6d25cf6becc59c81d.avif?t=1780378303\" width=\"780\" height=\"150\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eStory\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eHuzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it's not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your clutches, and you have been tasked with the mission of finding him... \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eYour journey will take you through a richly detailed landscape built from hundreds of different Renaissance paintings. You will steal a ship, feed a donkey, compete in a talent contest, assist an inept street magician, sing, dance, play the (magic?) flute, poke a man's face, hunt for treasure and have a chat with Our Lord God Almighty... But will you find Heavenly Peter? And if you do, how will you take your revenge!? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1071130\/extras\/6ed9f3f22d31513f046d61984b55c8c7.avif?t=1780378303\" width=\"780\" height=\"150\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul class=\"bb_ul\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePointing and Clicking\u003c\/strong\u003e – A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded items.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRenaissance Artwork\u003c\/strong\u003e – Paintings by Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo and many more are brought together into one consistent world, in a way that is also as sympathetic as possible to the original works.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClassical Music\u003c\/strong\u003e – a soundtrack selected to fit with the style of the artwork. Music from classical composers such as Vivaldi, Bach and George Frideric Handel will accompany you on your journey.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandalone Story\u003c\/strong\u003e – The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, but its story can be played independently.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOptional Murder\u003c\/strong\u003e – You will be equipped with a sword. This will become useful in a number of different situations, but you will be strongly discouraged from using it on people. Ignoring this advice – and murdering anyone who stands in your way – will serve as a useful method of skipping any puzzles you don't like. But be warned; your actions might come back to haunt you...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNonsense\u003c\/strong\u003e – A style of humour reminiscent of the surreal, anarchic comedy of Monty Python. Lofty subject matter is treated with refreshing flippancy. Gags about butts are taken very seriously. But rest assured, while some of the jokes may be ridiculous, the puzzles make perfect sense! (or at least adhere to a consistent internal logic)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMoments of Surprising Profundity\u003c\/strong\u003e – Actually, no... Don't read too much into it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1071130\/extras\/13e2c79775d9efa74e3e81199645b770.avif?t=1780378303\" width=\"780\" height=\"150\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eSpecial thanks to SUPERHOT PRESENTS, whose support made this project possible.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Akupara Games","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ GLOBAL","offer_id":46789430214817,"sku":"1071130-GLOBAL","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4753\/9873\/files\/capsule_616x353_2x_3a81cfde-594d-40df-9ea8-1ac0a129eaf6.jpg?v=1785437286","url":"https:\/\/playzoomi.com\/th\/products\/the-procession-to-calvary-pc-steam","provider":"PlayZoomi","version":"1.0","type":"link"}