{"title":"Franchise: POSTAL","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"postal-2-pc-steam","title":"Postal 2 - PC (Steam)","description":"\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/223470\/extras\/7654e3bda5eec31d54a33564cea38dbe.avif?t=1782946265\" width=\"600\" height=\"181\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLive a week in the life of \"The POSTAL Dude\"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher.\u003cbr\u003eCollect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul class=\"bb_ul\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAggressive vs. Passive: POSTAL 2 is only as violent as you are. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne large non-linear world.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExplore the world and accomplish your errands at your own pace.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInteract with Non-Player Characters\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSurvival Mode: If you choose to play as a pacifist, you will still have to deal with the NPC's who may also go POSTAL!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBased on the Unreal Editor: Easy to use and very powerful, with many mods already available from the community. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Running With Scissors","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ GLOBAL","offer_id":46763849810081,"sku":"223470-GLOBAL","price":1.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4753\/9873\/files\/capsule_616x353_b2cd2733-3a40-47b7-8d62-646280c5d7c6.jpg?v=1785173817"},{"product_id":"postal-4-no-regerts-pc-steam","title":"Postal 4: No Regerts - PC (Steam)","description":"\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/707030\/extras\/6090caf164b86b7a18320fedf6510251.avif?t=1726332007\" width=\"600\" height=\"100\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe POSTAL Dude is back!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSeveral years have passed since the events that devastated the once proud town remembered as Paradise. The only two to walk away from the cataclysm unscathed, the hapless everyman known as the POSTAL Dude and his loyal companion Champ, drive aimlessly through the scorching deserts of Arizona looking for a new place to call home. After a fortuitous gas station rest stop ends with their car, trailer home, and the rest of their worldly possessions stolen, all the Dude’s seemingly got left to his name is his canine cohort and his bathrobe, and neither of them smells all that great. However, on the horizon, the duo glimpses an unfamiliar and dazzling town that beckons to them. What untold prospects lie within? Fame? Fortune? Maybe a bidet or two? Edensin awaits.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePOSTAL 4: No Regerts is a satirical and outrageous comedic open world first person shooter and the long-awaited true sequel to what’s been fondly dubbed as \"The Worst Game Ever™\",  POSTAL 2! (No third game is known to exist.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/707030\/extras\/27d214880f5353f72b3cffad14cedd67.avif?t=1726332007\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cvideo class=\"bb_img\" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/707030\/extras\/a4421d4082a890ac0555cf26f2a3cd41.poster.avif?t=1726332007\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/707030\/extras\/a4421d4082a890ac0555cf26f2a3cd41.webm?t=1726332007\" type=\"video\/webm; codecs=vp9\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/707030\/extras\/a4421d4082a890ac0555cf26f2a3cd41.mp4?t=1726332007\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul class=\"bb_ul\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproach your errands in a non-linear fashion within total \u003cstrong\u003efree roam, open world, sandbox\u003c\/strong\u003e gameplay! Seek out optional side quests for additional rewards! Or ignore all of that and just cause general pandemonium at your own leisure in the town of Edensin!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePick-Yer-Dude\u003c\/strong\u003e! Choose Jon St. John, industry veteran and legendary voice for Duke Nukem, as the voice of the POSTAL Dude! Or go with returning fan favorites Rick Hunter (P1 \u0026amp; P2), Corey Cruise (PIII), and Zack Ward (The Movie) as alternate voice choices, giving you more POSTAL Dude than ever at your fingertips!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnjoy full freedom in your choice of \u003cstrong\u003epacifist vs. aggressive\u003c\/strong\u003e playstyle! Plenty of new tools to support your (mostly) peaceful confrontations, but violence is still always an option too!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrandish an \u003cstrong\u003eover-the-top arsenal\u003c\/strong\u003e, from the devastating boom of the quadruple-barreled Fournicator to the feathered chaos of the Pigeon Mine!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd that POSTAL twist to your weaponry with \u003cstrong\u003epotent power-ups\u003c\/strong\u003e such as the classic Cat Silencer, the slow motion-inducing Catnip, and the dual wielding Energy Drink! Supercharge your fists, mighty foot, and urethra with a dose of the testicle-shrinking Vitamin X!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDiscover \u003cstrong\u003eunique weapon combos and capabilities\u003c\/strong\u003e! Combine a feline with a Grenade or the Rocket Launcher for some mobile explosive pussy! Mix a little Catnip with your Hunting Rifle to curve every bullet to its exact mark! 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Use the Rattler to grapple your way to new heights!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExperience a \u003cstrong\u003ebevy of interactivity\u003c\/strong\u003e as you feed Doggie Treats to strays to gather canine armies to do your dirty work, stock up on inventory (for a price!) at automated Vending Machines, and, for the first time ever in the franchise, use and flush functioning toilets!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Running With Scissors","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ GLOBAL","offer_id":46766115225761,"sku":"707030-GLOBAL","price":1.81,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4753\/9873\/files\/capsule_616x353_fb6231d5-8f6f-46e3-b8d3-1191be80f8e2.jpg?v=1785307810"},{"product_id":"postal-redux-pc-steam","title":"Postal Redux - PC (Steam)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe classic dark and surreal twin-stick isometric shooter returns with a vengeance!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePOSTAL Redux is a high definition remake of The POSTAL Dude's infamous first foray into the world. Prepare to experience his psychological journey with faithfully recreated high resolution visuals, remastered music, sounds, and dialog, and revamped and modernized gameplay. Crazed gunmen out for your blood await you around every corner. The only choice is clear: Get them before they get you. Fight back with a devastating arsenal as you make your way through a violence-stricken town.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's time to relive the madness of GOING POSTAL!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOnline Co-op: Go POSTAL together with up to four players! Join up with your friends to wreak carnage together.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOnline Deathmatch: Engage in free-for-all frenzies with up to eight players!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrand new Rampage mode: Take aim for the high score in this frantic mode that awards points for sustained kill streaks, creative methods of destruction, and blistering fast action!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBattle through 17 levels in the classic Campaign: Beginning from your humble Home, traverse through The Mine and Trailer Park, witness the mean streets of The Ghetto and the bright lights of The City, all the way to the final standoff at the Air Force Base, including a stop at the all-new Carnival.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes the original add-ons: Blast through Special Delivery's EZ Mart, Shanty Town, Earthquake, and the luxurious La Palamino Resort, and then head to Japan in Super POSTAL's Tokyo and Osaka! Play through everything together in the massive combined 23-level Excess Postage campaign!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA wide range of foes: Defend yourself against gun crazy Vigilantes, trigger-happy Police Officers, trained and efficient SWAT and Military squads, the quintessential Marching Band, and angry Ostriches!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e10 weapons of destruction: Lay waste with the mighty Shotgun and Spray Cannon, roast attackers with Molotovs and the Flamethrower, fill the streets with fire with the Napalm Launcher, clear out entire groups with Grenades and the Rocket Launcher (Heatseekers included!), lay traps for unsuspecting pursuers with varied types of Mines, and introducing the commanding Revolver!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Running With Scissors","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ GLOBAL","offer_id":46772792393889,"sku":"401680-GLOBAL","price":0.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4753\/9873\/files\/capsule_616x353_393ecd01-14b3-46f9-8c78-70d520ac084c.jpg?v=1785308991"},{"product_id":"postal-brain-damaged-pc-steam","title":"POSTAL: Brain Damaged - PC (Steam)","description":"\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1359980\/extras\/45ef191b9ca671f7ae347bf7a02656a1.avif?t=1781191785\" width=\"599\" height=\"337\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eGet ready to experience \u003cstrong\u003ePOSTAL\u003c\/strong\u003e from a brand-new perspective! \u003c\/h2\u003eThis boomer-shooter spin-off of the fan-beloved Running With Scissors’ franchise will take you further down the rabbit hole than any previous game of the series. You’re not in Paradise anymore, and things are about to get weird, as \u003cstrong\u003ePOSTAL: Brain Damaged\u003c\/strong\u003e happens within the twisted psyche of the POSTAL DUDE, himself! Yes, a whole new, retro-modern, action-oriented, skill-based approach to \u003cstrong\u003ePOSTAL\u003c\/strong\u003e. \"\u003ci\u003eDid HYPERSTRANGE pull it off\u003c\/i\u003e\" - you might ask. Oh, yes. It seems we did:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cvideo class=\"bb_img\" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1359980\/extras\/4fec273c070b212da504856ba9fcf2d8.poster.avif?t=1781191785\" width=\"620\" height=\"250\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1359980\/extras\/4fec273c070b212da504856ba9fcf2d8.webm?t=1781191785\" type=\"video\/webm; codecs=vp9\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1359980\/extras\/4fec273c070b212da504856ba9fcf2d8.mp4?t=1781191785\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWild setting? Even wilder gameplay! While staying true to \u003cstrong\u003ePOSTAL’S\u003c\/strong\u003e trademark tone and humor the game plays very different to all the previous titles in the series. What you get is fast, challenging, and full of varied, meticulously designed enemies and environments. If you’re surfing the tidal wave of throwback shooters or enjoyed the latest installment of that game where you single-handily take on the forces of Hell invading Earth, you will feel right at home (even more so if your home smells really bad). \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMake sure your body is ready to:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul class=\"bb_ul\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Explore an all-new, hand-crafted world full of surprises\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Experience the challenging, fast-paced gameplay with quake-like movement and outrageous level design\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Take a trip through the rich, twisted, ever-changing environments of POSTAL DUDE’S deranged mind\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Shoot a variety of insane guns at some of the freakiest enemies to ever grace computer screens\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Follow the all-original story line making the POSTAL-VERSE continuity even more effed-up than it was\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Hear Corey Cruise returning as the POSTAL DUDE, with guest appearances from other fan-beloved voices\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Enjoy the POSTAL series trademark dark, crude humor and glorification of fantasy violence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s a mad game for the mad times, kids! 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