The Procession to Calvary - PC (Steam)

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About this game

96% Extremamente positivas920 Steam reviews
Plataforma
Steam (PC)
Desenvolvedor
Joe Richardson
Distribuidora
Akupara Games
Data de lançamento
9 Apr 2020
Idiomas
5 idiomas
Gêneros
Adventure, Indie
Tipo de produto
Chave digital / ativação na Steam

Tags

  • Dark Comedy
  • Medieval
  • Funny
  • Point & Click
  • Surreal
  • Indie
  • Female Protagonist
  • Story Rich
  • Puzzle
  • Comedy
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A time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for [just one more murder…] -Ecclesiastes 3:8

Story

Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it's not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your clutches, and you have been tasked with the mission of finding him...

Your journey will take you through a richly detailed landscape built from hundreds of different Renaissance paintings. You will steal a ship, feed a donkey, compete in a talent contest, assist an inept street magician, sing, dance, play the (magic?) flute, poke a man's face, hunt for treasure and have a chat with Our Lord God Almighty... But will you find Heavenly Peter? And if you do, how will you take your revenge!?

Features

Pointing and Clicking – A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded items.

Renaissance Artwork – Paintings by Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo and many more are brought together into one consistent world, in a way that is also as sympathetic as possible to the original works.

Classical Music – a soundtrack selected to fit with the style of the artwork. Music from classical composers such as Vivaldi, Bach and George Frideric Handel will accompany you on your journey.

Standalone Story – The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, but its story can be played independently.

Optional Murder – You will be equipped with a sword. This will become useful in a number of different situations, but you will be strongly discouraged from using it on people. Ignoring this advice – and murdering anyone who stands in your way – will serve as a useful method of skipping any puzzles you don't like. But be warned; your actions might come back to haunt you...

Nonsense – A style of humour reminiscent of the surreal, anarchic comedy of Monty Python. Lofty subject matter is treated with refreshing flippancy. Gags about butts are taken very seriously. But rest assured, while some of the jokes may be ridiculous, the puzzles make perfect sense! (or at least adhere to a consistent internal logic)

Moments of Surprising Profundity – Actually, no... Don't read too much into it.

Special thanks to SUPERHOT PRESENTS, whose support made this project possible.

Game features

  • Single-player
  • Steam Achievements
  • Steam Trading Cards
  • Family Sharing
  • Mouse Only Option
  • Camera Comfort
  • Custom Volume Controls
  • Playable without Timed Input

Requisitos de sistema

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Mínimos
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows XP
  • Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
Recomendados
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
  • Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 1 GB available space

Player reviews

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Recomendado· 21 Jul 2026

This game feels like someone turned old paintings into a Monty Python fever dream. The puzzles are weird, the jokes are dumb in the best way, and the whole thing makes art history feel completely unhinged. Would abs...

Recomendado· 16 Jul 2026

Super fun and kooky game! humorous and the puzzles are fun to do! :)

Recomendado· 5 Jul 2026

A really fun irreverent game. I highly recommend this if you want a silly funny adventure.

Recomendado· 30 Jun 2026

Incredible writing and presentation, though a couple of steps were not very clear, but outside of them - extremely good.

Recomendado· 13 Jul 2026

Terry Gilliam really outdid himself here.

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A time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for [just one more murder…] -Ecclesiastes 3:8 Story Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it's not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your...

Plataforma
Steam (PC)
Desenvolvedor
Joe Richardson
Distribuidora
Akupara Games
Data de lançamento
9 Apr, 2020
Idiomas
Gêneros
Adventure, Indie
Tipo de produto
Chave digital / ativação na Steam

Mídia

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Tags

  • Dark Comedy
  • Medieval
  • Funny
  • Point & Click
  • Surreal
  • Indie
  • Female Protagonist
  • Story Rich
  • Puzzle
  • Comedy

Descrição

A time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for [just one more murder…] -Ecclesiastes 3:8

Story

Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it's not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your clutches, and you have been tasked with the mission of finding him...

Your journey will take you through a richly detailed landscape built from hundreds of different Renaissance paintings. You will steal a ship, feed a donkey, compete in a talent contest, assist an inept street magician, sing, dance, play the (magic?) flute, poke a man's face, hunt for treasure and have a chat with Our Lord God Almighty... But will you find Heavenly Peter? And if you do, how will you take your revenge!?

Features

  • Pointing and Clicking – A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded items.

  • Renaissance Artwork – Paintings by Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo and many more are brought together into one consistent world, in a way that is also as sympathetic as possible to the original works.

  • Classical Music – a soundtrack selected to fit with the style of the artwork. Music from classical composers such as Vivaldi, Bach and George Frideric Handel will accompany you on your journey.

  • Standalone Story – The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, but its story can be played independently.

  • Optional Murder – You will be equipped with a sword. This will become useful in a number of different situations, but you will be strongly discouraged from using it on people. Ignoring this advice – and murdering anyone who stands in your way – will serve as a useful method of skipping any puzzles you don't like. But be warned; your actions might come back to haunt you...

  • Nonsense – A style of humour reminiscent of the surreal, anarchic comedy of Monty Python. Lofty subject matter is treated with refreshing flippancy. Gags about butts are taken very seriously. But rest assured, while some of the jokes may be ridiculous, the puzzles make perfect sense! (or at least adhere to a consistent internal logic)

  • Moments of Surprising Profundity – Actually, no... Don't read too much into it.

Special thanks to SUPERHOT PRESENTS, whose support made this project possible.

Game features

  • Single-player
  • Steam Achievements
  • Steam Trading Cards
  • Family Sharing
  • Mouse Only Option
  • Camera Comfort
  • Custom Volume Controls
  • Playable without Timed Input

Requisitos de sistema

Mínimos
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS
Windows XP
Processor
2 GHz - Dual Core
Memory
2 GB RAM
DirectX
Version 10
Storage
1 GB available space
Recomendados
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS
Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
Processor
2 GHz - Dual Core
Memory
4 GB RAM
DirectX
Version 11
Storage
1 GB available space
Mínimos
OS
Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
Processor
2 GHz - Dual Core
Memory
2 GB RAM
Storage
1 GB available space
Recomendados
OS
Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
Processor
2 GHz - Dual Core
Memory
4 GB RAM
Storage
1 GB available space
Mínimos
OS
Mac OSX 10.7
Processor
2 GHz CPU
Memory
2 GB RAM
Storage
1 GB available space
Recomendados
OS
Mac OS 10.11
Processor
2 GHz CPU
Memory
4 GB RAM
Storage
1 GB available space

Melhores análises

👍 Recomendado · Steam player · 21 Jul 2026

This game feels like someone turned old paintings into a Monty Python fever dream. The puzzles are weird, the jokes are dumb in the best way, and the whole thing makes art history feel completely unhinged. Would absolutely cause problems in a Renaissance painting again.

2 pessoas acharam útil

👍 Recomendado · Steam player · 5 Jul 2026

A really fun irreverent game. I highly recommend this if you want a silly funny adventure.

1 pessoa achou útil

👍 Recomendado · Steam player · 30 Jun 2026

Incredible writing and presentation, though a couple of steps were not very clear, but outside of them - extremely good.

1 pessoa achou útil

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👍 Recomendado · Steam player · 21 Jul 2026

This game feels like someone turned old paintings into a Monty Python fever dream. The puzzles are weird, the jokes are dumb in the best way, and the whole thing makes art history feel completely unhinged. Would absolutely cause problems in a Renaissance painting again.

2 pessoas acharam útil

👍 Recomendado · Steam player · 16 Jul 2026

Super fun and kooky game! humorous and the puzzles are fun to do! :)

0 pessoas acharam útil

👍 Recomendado · Steam player · 13 Jul 2026

Terry Gilliam really outdid himself here.

0 pessoas acharam útil

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