{"product_id":"goat-simulator-goatz-pc-steam","title":"Goat Simulator - GoatZ DLC - PC (Steam)","description":"That’s right - you’ve found the ONLY SURVIVAL GAME ON STEAM that is NOT in Early Access!*\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou no longer have to fantasize about being a zombie goat in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, your dreams have finally come true!\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul class=\"bb_ul\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZombies, because this is a zombie game, remember?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA pretty big new map with some stuff in it\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompletely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall \u0026amp; Garry Newman said so\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTons of unlockable new goats with special powers (wow, never thought I’d ever write that sentence a couple of years ago. Also hi mom)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*not totally sure if this is even true, to be honest we didn’t bother to look it up. But it’s still pretty funny, right?","brand":"Coffee Stain Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ GLOBAL","offer_id":46763852234913,"sku":"344450-GLOBAL","price":1.46,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4753\/9873\/files\/capsule_616x353_c0c451cf-aa76-47f4-b5d5-d62dbd80dc21.jpg?v=1786452748","url":"https:\/\/playzoomi.com\/pt\/products\/goat-simulator-goatz-pc-steam","provider":"Playzoomi","version":"1.0","type":"link"}