{"product_id":"postal-2-pc-steam","title":"POSTAL 2 - PC (Steam)","description":"\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/223470\/extras\/7654e3bda5eec31d54a33564cea38dbe.avif?t=1782946265\" width=\"600\" height=\"181\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLive a week in the life of \"The POSTAL Dude\"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher.\u003cbr\u003eCollect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul class=\"bb_ul\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAggressive vs. Passive: POSTAL 2 is only as violent as you are. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne large non-linear world.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExplore the world and accomplish your errands at your own pace.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInteract with Non-Player Characters\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSurvival Mode: If you choose to play as a pacifist, you will still have to deal with the NPC's who may also go POSTAL!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBased on the Unreal Editor: Easy to use and very powerful, with many mods already available from the community. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Running With Scissors","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ GLOBAL","offer_id":46763849810081,"sku":"223470-GLOBAL","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4753\/9873\/files\/capsule_616x353_b2cd2733-3a40-47b7-8d62-646280c5d7c6.jpg?v=1785173817","url":"https:\/\/playzoomi.com\/pl\/products\/postal-2-pc-steam","provider":"PlayZoomi","version":"1.0","type":"link"}