{"product_id":"sir-whoopass-immortal-death-pc-steam","title":"Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death - PC (Steam)","description":"Many are the tales of heroism and grandeur, of saving the princess and being rewarded her hand and half the kingdom in marriage.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is not one of them.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cvideo class=\"bb_img\" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1240590\/extras\/8bdb1ef9245702a411b53c9dd9beebdb.poster.avif?t=1766647699\" width=\"612\" height=\"240\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1240590\/extras\/8bdb1ef9245702a411b53c9dd9beebdb.webm?t=1766647699\" type=\"video\/webm; codecs=vp9\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1240590\/extras\/8bdb1ef9245702a411b53c9dd9beebdb.mp4?t=1766647699\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou are \u003cstrong\u003eSir Whoopass\u003c\/strong\u003e, a valiant knight with a heart of gold!\u003cbr\u003e…and also the accidental architect of absolute anarchy and chaos in a once-perfect world.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThrough a series of poor life choices you managed to set loose disarray on the world… and now it’s up to you to fix it by knocking your arch-nemesis \u003cstrong\u003e‘The Immortal’\u003c\/strong\u003e into the middle of next week!\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eHILARIOUS HACK 'N SLASH\u003c\/h2\u003eDo you like ragdoll effects? What about Swords? Maces? Magical Wands imbued with the power of a slight pandemic cough?\u003cbr\u003eWe’ve got you covered! Crack open a cold Can of Whoopass on the countless Orcs, Skeletons, Trolls and other nose-picking beasts standing in your way of redemption.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cvideo class=\"bb_img\" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1240590\/extras\/71f707b22b59cc7fe9e0ad1ded535ba1.poster.avif?t=1766647699\" width=\"612\" height=\"240\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1240590\/extras\/71f707b22b59cc7fe9e0ad1ded535ba1.webm?t=1766647699\" type=\"video\/webm; codecs=vp9\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1240590\/extras\/71f707b22b59cc7fe9e0ad1ded535ba1.mp4?t=1766647699\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eTRAVERSE THE OPEN WORLD\u003c\/h2\u003eThe quest for \u003cstrong\u003eThe Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact™\u003c\/strong\u003e will take you across the world of Weirdwood, searching high and low. Wander through the forests, delve into the dank caves and scour the heavens on your grand endeavor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cvideo class=\"bb_img\" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1240590\/extras\/99048bd5ea6c3f1566d13368679714e5.poster.avif?t=1766647699\" width=\"612\" height=\"240\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1240590\/extras\/99048bd5ea6c3f1566d13368679714e5.webm?t=1766647699\" type=\"video\/webm; codecs=vp9\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1240590\/extras\/99048bd5ea6c3f1566d13368679714e5.mp4?t=1766647699\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlong your way you'll stumble upon hidden (and not-so-hidden, some might even say conveniently placed) puzzles, treasures, and artsy artifacts scattered throughout the world.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e(At this point we probably should tell you about the purchasable weapons at The Blackschmidt, freshly brewed Cattucino, secret Wheels of Cheese, relentless IRS agents and all the side quests. But this ‘sales pitch’ is already too long)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cvideo class=\"bb_img\" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1240590\/extras\/850ac263fe55a7139a3a923ab77da329.poster.avif?t=1766647699\" width=\"612\" height=\"240\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1240590\/extras\/850ac263fe55a7139a3a923ab77da329.webm?t=1766647699\" type=\"video\/webm; codecs=vp9\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/1240590\/extras\/850ac263fe55a7139a3a923ab77da329.mp4?t=1766647699\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Atomic Elbow","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ GLOBAL","offer_id":46772836696225,"sku":"1240590-GLOBAL","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4753\/9873\/files\/capsule_616x353_2x_ceb4f892-7d12-46cb-a201-09ab8cf489d2.jpg?v=1785309744","url":"https:\/\/playzoomi.com\/fr\/products\/sir-whoopass-immortal-death-pc-steam","provider":"PlayZoomi","version":"1.0","type":"link"}