{"title":"Franchise: Goat Simulator","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"goat-simulator-pc-steam","title":"Goat Simulator - PC (Steam)","description":"Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/h2\u003eGoat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul class=\"bb_ul\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou can be a goat\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSteam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIn-game physics that bug out all the time\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeriously look at that goat's neck\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou can be a goat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eMac and Linux Disclaimer\u003c\/h2\u003eThe Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!","brand":"Coffee Stain Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ GLOBAL","offer_id":46763832639649,"sku":"374-GLOBAL","price":0.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4753\/9873\/files\/capsule_616x353_ea415ccf-3e53-4ea8-aafb-0eb3c31ec007.jpg?v=1785307750"},{"product_id":"goat-simulator-xbox-one","title":"Goat Simulator - Xbox One","description":"Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/h2\u003eGoat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul class=\"bb_ul\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou can be a goat\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSteam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIn-game physics that bug out all the time\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeriously look at that goat's neck\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou can be a goat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eMac and Linux Disclaimer\u003c\/h2\u003eThe Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!","brand":"Coffee Stain Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ EU","offer_id":46772067369121,"sku":"265930-EU","price":0.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4753\/9873\/files\/capsule_616x353_efceca56-f201-42dd-9267-3a68528d8f1d.jpg?v=1785308543"},{"product_id":"goat-simulator-3-pc-epic","title":"Goat Simulator 3 - PC (Epic)","description":"Pilgor's baaack! Take life by the horns in Goat Simulator 3 today!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new*, totally realistic**, sandbox farmyard*** experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one's favourite female protagonist.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJoin Pilgor and get ready to create your own whirlwind adventure on the island of San Angora. Lick, headbutt, and ruin your way through our open world in the biggest waste of your time since the original Goat Simulator! We won't tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cvideo class=\"bb_img\" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/377128ff104e5ba6d6ee08629ef1bc01.poster.avif?t=1775052433\" width=\"616\" height=\"296\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/377128ff104e5ba6d6ee08629ef1bc01.webm?t=1775052433\" type=\"video\/webm; codecs=vp9\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/377128ff104e5ba6d6ee08629ef1bc01.mp4?t=1775052433\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf your dreams contain more than one goat, that works for us! In Goat Simulator 3, you can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op to create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore. And don't worry, there are plenty of customisation options so you and your pals don't wear clashing outfits.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cvideo class=\"bb_img\" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/615e50b7b38dac27db4b99bfd076997c.poster.avif?t=1775052433\" width=\"616\" height=\"296\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/615e50b7b38dac27db4b99bfd076997c.webm?t=1775052433\" type=\"video\/webm; codecs=vp9\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/615e50b7b38dac27db4b99bfd076997c.mp4?t=1775052433\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGoat Simulator 3 first launched in November 2022, and since then our “game designers” have been hard at work adding even more weird and wondrous stuff. As well as all the original goat-y goodness, Steam players will be able to experience all content from the game’s post-launch updates; including the Mandatory Holiday Update, Operation Crackdown and the Shadiest Update, with more to come!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/193513ca705f8fe9130042569403d20d.avif?t=1775052433\" width=\"616\" height=\"346\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKEY FEATURES:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- You can be a goat\u003cbr\u003e- You can be a goat… on Steam!\u003cbr\u003e- Three of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op\u003cbr\u003e- No really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more. There's a goat for everyone!\u003cbr\u003e- Dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care\u003cbr\u003e- We have actual 'game designers' who have worked to create 'an okay amount of content'; including events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak\u003cbr\u003e- They've added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)\u003cbr\u003e- They’ve even added a bunch of extra content since the game first launched, aren’t you a bunch of lucky kids?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cvideo class=\"bb_img\" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/e666aaf67dd2238ee719b374b087fa59.poster.avif?t=1775052433\" width=\"616\" height=\"296\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/e666aaf67dd2238ee719b374b087fa59.webm?t=1775052433\" type=\"video\/webm; codecs=vp9\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/e666aaf67dd2238ee719b374b087fa59.mp4?t=1775052433\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDISCLAIMER:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSince it launched in November 2022, Goat Simulator 3 has been a completely stupid game. It is still a completely stupid game today, except now it has more stuff! By this point if you're not sure what you're getting into, we can't help you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e* Goat Simulator 3 is technically not completely new, but it is new to Steam users!\u003cbr\u003e** Our game is very realistic, if you happen to be a digital goat with a proclivity for ragdolling.\u003cbr\u003e*** False alarm, this one is actually true.","brand":"Coffee Stain Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ EU","offer_id":46772842430625,"sku":"850190-EU","price":0.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4753\/9873\/files\/capsule_616x353_2x_72204cee-b17d-42a3-9a2c-9a50c2e9debb.jpg?v=1785309768"},{"product_id":"goat-simulator-3-pc-steam","title":"Goat Simulator 3 - PC (Steam)","description":"Pilgor's baaack! Take life by the horns in Goat Simulator 3 today!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new*, totally realistic**, sandbox farmyard*** experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one's favourite female protagonist.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJoin Pilgor and get ready to create your own whirlwind adventure on the island of San Angora. Lick, headbutt, and ruin your way through our open world in the biggest waste of your time since the original Goat Simulator! We won't tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cvideo class=\"bb_img\" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/377128ff104e5ba6d6ee08629ef1bc01.poster.avif?t=1775052433\" width=\"616\" height=\"296\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/377128ff104e5ba6d6ee08629ef1bc01.webm?t=1775052433\" type=\"video\/webm; codecs=vp9\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/377128ff104e5ba6d6ee08629ef1bc01.mp4?t=1775052433\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf your dreams contain more than one goat, that works for us! In Goat Simulator 3, you can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op to create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore. And don't worry, there are plenty of customisation options so you and your pals don't wear clashing outfits.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cvideo class=\"bb_img\" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/615e50b7b38dac27db4b99bfd076997c.poster.avif?t=1775052433\" width=\"616\" height=\"296\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/615e50b7b38dac27db4b99bfd076997c.webm?t=1775052433\" type=\"video\/webm; codecs=vp9\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/615e50b7b38dac27db4b99bfd076997c.mp4?t=1775052433\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGoat Simulator 3 first launched in November 2022, and since then our “game designers” have been hard at work adding even more weird and wondrous stuff. As well as all the original goat-y goodness, Steam players will be able to experience all content from the game’s post-launch updates; including the Mandatory Holiday Update, Operation Crackdown and the Shadiest Update, with more to come!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/193513ca705f8fe9130042569403d20d.avif?t=1775052433\" width=\"616\" height=\"346\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKEY FEATURES:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- You can be a goat\u003cbr\u003e- You can be a goat… on Steam!\u003cbr\u003e- Three of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op\u003cbr\u003e- No really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more. There's a goat for everyone!\u003cbr\u003e- Dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care\u003cbr\u003e- We have actual 'game designers' who have worked to create 'an okay amount of content'; including events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak\u003cbr\u003e- They've added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)\u003cbr\u003e- They’ve even added a bunch of extra content since the game first launched, aren’t you a bunch of lucky kids?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cvideo class=\"bb_img\" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/e666aaf67dd2238ee719b374b087fa59.poster.avif?t=1775052433\" width=\"616\" height=\"296\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/e666aaf67dd2238ee719b374b087fa59.webm?t=1775052433\" type=\"video\/webm; codecs=vp9\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/e666aaf67dd2238ee719b374b087fa59.mp4?t=1775052433\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDISCLAIMER:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSince it launched in November 2022, Goat Simulator 3 has been a completely stupid game. It is still a completely stupid game today, except now it has more stuff! By this point if you're not sure what you're getting into, we can't help you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e* Goat Simulator 3 is technically not completely new, but it is new to Steam users!\u003cbr\u003e** Our game is very realistic, if you happen to be a digital goat with a proclivity for ragdolling.\u003cbr\u003e*** False alarm, this one is actually true.","brand":"Coffee Stain Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ GLOBAL","offer_id":46772922908833,"sku":"850190-GLOBAL","price":0.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4753\/9873\/files\/capsule_616x353_2x_d508aa3a-cc6e-435f-963c-d20c97debcef.jpg?v=1785310101"},{"product_id":"goat-simulator-3-xbox-one-xbox-series-xs","title":"Goat Simulator 3 - Xbox One \/ Xbox Series Xs","description":"Pilgor's baaack! Take life by the horns in Goat Simulator 3 today!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new*, totally realistic**, sandbox farmyard*** experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one's favourite female protagonist.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJoin Pilgor and get ready to create your own whirlwind adventure on the island of San Angora. Lick, headbutt, and ruin your way through our open world in the biggest waste of your time since the original Goat Simulator! We won't tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cvideo class=\"bb_img\" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/377128ff104e5ba6d6ee08629ef1bc01.poster.avif?t=1775052433\" width=\"616\" height=\"296\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/377128ff104e5ba6d6ee08629ef1bc01.webm?t=1775052433\" type=\"video\/webm; codecs=vp9\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/377128ff104e5ba6d6ee08629ef1bc01.mp4?t=1775052433\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf your dreams contain more than one goat, that works for us! In Goat Simulator 3, you can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op to create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore. And don't worry, there are plenty of customisation options so you and your pals don't wear clashing outfits.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cvideo class=\"bb_img\" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/615e50b7b38dac27db4b99bfd076997c.poster.avif?t=1775052433\" width=\"616\" height=\"296\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/615e50b7b38dac27db4b99bfd076997c.webm?t=1775052433\" type=\"video\/webm; codecs=vp9\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/615e50b7b38dac27db4b99bfd076997c.mp4?t=1775052433\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGoat Simulator 3 first launched in November 2022, and since then our “game designers” have been hard at work adding even more weird and wondrous stuff. As well as all the original goat-y goodness, Steam players will be able to experience all content from the game’s post-launch updates; including the Mandatory Holiday Update, Operation Crackdown and the Shadiest Update, with more to come!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/193513ca705f8fe9130042569403d20d.avif?t=1775052433\" width=\"616\" height=\"346\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKEY FEATURES:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- You can be a goat\u003cbr\u003e- You can be a goat… on Steam!\u003cbr\u003e- Three of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op\u003cbr\u003e- No really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more. There's a goat for everyone!\u003cbr\u003e- Dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care\u003cbr\u003e- We have actual 'game designers' who have worked to create 'an okay amount of content'; including events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak\u003cbr\u003e- They've added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)\u003cbr\u003e- They’ve even added a bunch of extra content since the game first launched, aren’t you a bunch of lucky kids?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cvideo class=\"bb_img\" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/e666aaf67dd2238ee719b374b087fa59.poster.avif?t=1775052433\" width=\"616\" height=\"296\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/e666aaf67dd2238ee719b374b087fa59.webm?t=1775052433\" type=\"video\/webm; codecs=vp9\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/850190\/extras\/e666aaf67dd2238ee719b374b087fa59.mp4?t=1775052433\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDISCLAIMER:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSince it launched in November 2022, Goat Simulator 3 has been a completely stupid game. It is still a completely stupid game today, except now it has more stuff! By this point if you're not sure what you're getting into, we can't help you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e* Goat Simulator 3 is technically not completely new, but it is new to Steam users!\u003cbr\u003e** Our game is very realistic, if you happen to be a digital goat with a proclivity for ragdolling.\u003cbr\u003e*** False alarm, this one is actually true.","brand":"Coffee Stain Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ EU","offer_id":46772944109729,"sku":"850190-EU","price":0.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4753\/9873\/files\/capsule_616x353_2x_4d3cbcdf-a3d2-49e6-9e8d-cbff1098595b.jpg?v=1785310188"},{"product_id":"goat-simulator-remastered-pc-steam","title":"Goat Simulator: Remastered - PC (Steam)","description":"\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eGoat Simulator Remastered is the latest in goat simulation technology. Your favorite chaotic sandbox is back and more beautiful than ever, with updated graphics, every DLC, and more bugs that you can shake a goat at. WASD to rewrite history.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eYour goal? Chaos! Your muse? Pilgor the goat! If you’ve had your horns in the sand for the last 10 years, Goat Simulator is a game about causing as much destruction as you possibly can, as a goat. Headbutt, backflip and ragdoll your way around each level to earn points, and come up with creative ways to ruin an NPC's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eGoat Simulator Remastered is the remaster no one asked for. It comes with everything you loved about the original game and more, with new and improved visuals, updated textures, shiny new lighting, and some brand-new foliage showing off the finest in advanced goat simulation technology. We've also completely reworked Mutators, allowing you to pick and choose whichever \"goat\" you desire from a handy in-game menu. You just have to catch them all first! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eThe remaster also includes every DLC from the PC version, and one of our favorites from the mobile version, including:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul class=\"bb_ul\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eGoat City Bay\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eGoat MMO\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eGoat Z\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003ePAYDAY\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eWaste Of Space\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e(Mobile) Buck to School\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eThere are also less exciting new things, like general optimization and bug fixing - but we promise we mainly fixed the boring ones. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cu\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eYou can be a goat… again\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eNo really, that’s still the main selling point\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eA brand spanking new mutator menu that lets you mix and match goats to your heart's content - if your contentment means abominations\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eAs buggy as you remember -  just because it's a remaster doesn’t mean we haven’t left in an unhealthy dose of physics-based bugs because why not?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eAll DLCs included - we could have sold them separately to you again, but if we’re honest this is already a cash-grab\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eNew and improved graphics, lighting, VFX and animations - as well as revamped foliage for the prettiest leaves you’ll see in a Goat Sim game excluding Goat Simulator 3\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003e\u003cu\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"bb_paragraph\"\u003eGoat Simulator Remastered is a completely stupid game and has been a completely stupid game since we first invented goat simulation over 10 years ago. We’ve said it before, but you should absolutely be spending your money on something else, like a neat hat, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coffee Stain Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ GLOBAL","offer_id":46789485232289,"sku":"1762930-GLOBAL","price":11.25,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4753\/9873\/files\/capsule_616x353_f2027a87-4754-45da-90d1-20fedeb7c1c6.jpg?v=1785472473"},{"product_id":"goat-simulator-pc-steam-global","title":"Goat Simulator - PC (Steam)","description":"Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/h2\u003eGoat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul class=\"bb_ul\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou can be a goat\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSteam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIn-game physics that bug out all the time\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeriously look at that goat's neck\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou can be a goat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eMac and Linux Disclaimer\u003c\/h2\u003eThe Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!","brand":"Coffee Stain Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ GLOBAL","offer_id":46789682004129,"sku":"265930-GLOBAL","price":2.19,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4753\/9873\/files\/capsule_616x353_6bc51a2b-e856-4774-b89f-3defbda2809b.jpg?v=1785472509"}],"url":"https:\/\/playzoomi.com\/fr\/collections\/franchise-goat-simulator.oembed","provider":"PlayZoomi","version":"1.0","type":"link"}